The Sweet Taste of Vengeance

I heard the best revenge idea (aka one I haven't heard of) yet this morning. Smite your former loved one's in three easy steps.

1. Go to Border's and grab a variety of the most unappealing magazines from their nicely stocked racks
2. Spend an hour tearing out the free trial issue coupons and filling in your ex's address
3. Drop pre-paid postage bearing coupons in mail
4. VENGEANCE!
   

I think I'm sending the gift of "GOP quarterly", "Soldier of Fortune", and "Prison Bitches" to my loved one this year....