Getting Back into Shape
I went to the gym today for the first time since re-joining. My ultimate goal is to get in better shape, which is actually easier than it sounds. You see, since I previously never bothered to move around a whole lot, just gettting on a treadmill is going to get me into "better" shape. Lowered expectations are sometimes a glorious thing. Not that I was a fatty fatty 2X4 or anything, but I certainly wasn't going to win the Tour de' France.
Even before deciding that I should work some stuffing out, I was losing some weight. The first couple of pounds could probably be attributed to the "depression diet" but the other ten are mostly from cutting out all the fast food and soda. Instead I have these wonderful meals of lunchables and goldfish crackers topped off with a large cup of workplace coffee sludge. Not as appetizing to be sure, but I ate less and eventually lost a grand total of 15 pounds in 2 months. Not bad for sitting on my ass and eating crackers. Oscar Mayer should give me an endorsement deal like they did that Jared kid from the Subway commercials. That kid had to eat sandwiches for every meal AND work out. I just eat crackers and watch DVD's. You decide.
Even before deciding that I should work some stuffing out, I was losing some weight. The first couple of pounds could probably be attributed to the "depression diet" but the other ten are mostly from cutting out all the fast food and soda. Instead I have these wonderful meals of lunchables and goldfish crackers topped off with a large cup of workplace coffee sludge. Not as appetizing to be sure, but I ate less and eventually lost a grand total of 15 pounds in 2 months. Not bad for sitting on my ass and eating crackers. Oscar Mayer should give me an endorsement deal like they did that Jared kid from the Subway commercials. That kid had to eat sandwiches for every meal AND work out. I just eat crackers and watch DVD's. You decide.
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