Deep Thoughts

"Smarmy" and "fucker" and two words that go together perfectly... discuss.

Easter Recap

Brother: Geez, look at all the cars lined up to turn into the church parking lot. It looks like a funeral procession.
Me: There was a funeral, but he got better. That's kind of the point.

Less You More Me

It's been a long time since I've posted. So long that I can't really narrow down a specific focus on a topic. I suppose for posterity's sake I can recount a few of the things that I've done in the past month plus.

• Went on first business trip with the company and charged an exorbitant dinner at a Wolfgang Puck restraunt to my company credit card. Yay for ginormous steaks!
• Bought a new car. It's a Volvo S60 that looks exactly like this. I'm the most happenin' soccer mom on the upper east side now, bitches!
• Went and saw Wilco in Kansas City at the Uptown theatre. Absolutely fabulous venue, I highly recommend going to a show there if given the chance.
• Pulled a variety of immature office pranks:
• Used an entire roll of clear tape to tape everything on Tenley's desk down
• Copied Richard on an email to HR complaining about his penchant for purple nerples that never really went to HR
• Generally went out every Rockstar Wednesday, typically attracting the wrong type and repelling the right type.
• Become a mySpace whore at work. A far too convenient way to stalk and terrorize your friends.

I leave you know with a nice youtube.com clip of the concert that someone was nice enough to bootleg.