Llamas of War

It appears the Israeli army is using llamas to carry their packs in Lebanon. I figure with all the technology in the world today, if we are going to use llamas in war, why don't we soup them up a bit. We could easily turn a non-suspicious looking llama into a non-suspicious llama that is also a mobile missile launch pad.

Here's a hastily put together MS Paint of my vision.


It's just too bad that most of my ideas will never realize fruition.

Free Crack Give Away At Wichita City Hall

Why would I ever want to move? The nimrods in this city give me so many good stories.


It's a free crack giveaway at city hall!

Smaller thoughts...

While helping to think up of horrible nicknames for coworkers last night, I stumbled across this great unfound masturbatory term:

Cleaning the gutters out on my smurf house


I should email George Carlin so he can add it to his list. Enjoy that mental imagery.