If there's anything I've learned from going to house parties the past couple weeks, it's that board games are exponentially more amusing if you've polished of a bottle or two of wine. The one my particular crowd keeps coming back to is Pictionary.
Normally I'm a pretty decent at Pictionary, however, after drinking I have all the skills of a functionally retarded child who has gotten his hands on a huge crayon.
Below are some re-enacted drawings I created in MS Paint. They were drawn with my off-hand (I'm a lefty) to give it that jittery alcohol-saturated effect.
This is supposed to be a dog.
A Microphone.
It's either a padlock or some crude sex ed drawing.
I got pissed because I was supposed to draw an emotion. Notice how I mispelled Spartacus.
Later we separated into a girls vs. guys teams (dubbed by me the Constant Carls and Cycling Carlas) and made a pile of original challenges. Unfortunately, the Cycling Carlas had a huge miscalculation in making all their challenges for the guys sex organ-related. Guys think about sex all the time. I could draw a sideways 8 on board and the first thing shouted out would be "Baaaaalllls". We gave the girls much harder drawing challenges such as "Power Steering" and "The Hot Carl".
End score: Constant Carls 40; Cycling Carlas 2
Now on my playlist:
The New Pornographers: Twin Cinema
The Aquabats: Charge!
The Jim Yoshii Pile Up: Pick Us Apart
