AWOL for the Week

No, I'm not on vacation. I wish I was. I've been too busy to blog lately with all the training and other horseshit going on right now. So here's an obligitory filler pic from the Karate Kid.

The Cyborg Name Generator:

The Cyborg Name Generator:

Robots scare the fuck out of me. They eat my pills and they've got strong metal hands so I can't get away. Now there's a website out there that will not only tell you what your name will be when the robot hordes scoop your brains into a metal carcass, but will give you a nice little graphical representation as well. From the looks of it, my new robotic unlife will be spent doing tech support on the night shift still. Very insightful indeed. We can only hope MPH doesn't get the robot treatment. Fucking shit man.

This post idea was blatantly stolen from my brother's blog, which he is too good to update more than once a month. Feel free to visit him and tell him how the new Harry Potter book ends.

Potter spoiler bookstore crash

Potter spoiler bookstore crash

Why do I think this is funny? I'm such an asshole.

Rock Star Wednesday is Currently On Hiatus. All Hail Rockstar Thursdays.

Unpacking sucks more ass than Richard Simmons. That is a lot of suction, let me tell you. Rockstar Wednesday is currently on hiatus as the bar right down the street from me has a 2-for-1 special on Thursday that I am planning to check out with my sister and her boyfriend. Will Rockstar Wednesday be dethroned? Only time will tell.

Also, I may be on a short blogging hiatus until I get a permanent internet connection hooked up at the house (should be early next week). It's getting harder to post from work as of late, and my status of lazy co-worker is in serious jeopardy.

Today's Rockstar Thursday icon: Jimi Hendrix
Reason: I just learned how to play "Hey Joe", and have started on "Sunshine of Your Love", which was written for Hendrix.