The Cyborg Name Generator:
The Cyborg Name Generator:
Robots scare the fuck out of me. They eat my pills and they've got strong metal hands so I can't get away. Now there's a website out there that will not only tell you what your name will be when the robot hordes scoop your brains into a metal carcass, but will give you a nice little graphical representation as well. From the looks of it, my new robotic unlife will be spent doing tech support on the night shift still. Very insightful indeed. We can only hope MPH doesn't get the robot treatment. Fucking shit man.
This post idea was blatantly stolen from my brother's blog, which he is too good to update more than once a month. Feel free to visit him and tell him how the new Harry Potter book ends.
Robots scare the fuck out of me. They eat my pills and they've got strong metal hands so I can't get away. Now there's a website out there that will not only tell you what your name will be when the robot hordes scoop your brains into a metal carcass, but will give you a nice little graphical representation as well. From the looks of it, my new robotic unlife will be spent doing tech support on the night shift still. Very insightful indeed. We can only hope MPH doesn't get the robot treatment. Fucking shit man.
This post idea was blatantly stolen from my brother's blog, which he is too good to update more than once a month. Feel free to visit him and tell him how the new Harry Potter book ends.
posted by Brent at 1:28 PM
6 Comments:
Journeying
Artificial
Machine
Engineered for
Sabotage
Myabe I should've said my name was Steph--this is a bit long:
S.T.E.P.H.A.N.I.E.: Synthetic Troubleshooting and Efficient Peacekeeping Humanoid/Artificial Networked Infiltration Entity
Well alrighty then!
Collects
Testicles
for
Random
Massaging
Shoot me now...PLEASE!
I am
Digital
Unit
Skilled in
Troubleshooting and
Infiltration
My youngest child is Zombie Optimized for Exploration.
MPH, I'd say the name generator's pretty accurate, then! You're the one always talking about killer robots. That's because you ARE one, aren't you? Aren't you?!
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