Dear Blogging Community, Please forgive me for forsaking you
It occurs to me lately that I've become a once a week blogger. It wasn't intentional though, I've just had gads of stuff going on. Yes, I used the word "gads" in a sentence.
Here's a short list of reasons I haven't been around so much:
1. My hard drive a'splode -- I've got a new one on order, but my thankless computer finally collapsed under the weight of it's own porn. This kind of puts a dampner on blogging from home.
2. My social life a'splode -- I've been going out an average of 4 times per week. I'm trying to scale this back a bit as it's getting too exhausting. Stay tuned for exciting stories of drunken kareoke and mini-golf with lesbians.
3. Professional woes -- I've been really busy at work getting my stuff together for a possible promotion that just opened up. Two will enter, one will leave. Stay tuned for further updates on me finally making a decent salary (maybe).
Here's a short list of reasons I haven't been around so much:
1. My hard drive a'splode -- I've got a new one on order, but my thankless computer finally collapsed under the weight of it's own porn. This kind of puts a dampner on blogging from home.
2. My social life a'splode -- I've been going out an average of 4 times per week. I'm trying to scale this back a bit as it's getting too exhausting. Stay tuned for exciting stories of drunken kareoke and mini-golf with lesbians.
3. Professional woes -- I've been really busy at work getting my stuff together for a possible promotion that just opened up. Two will enter, one will leave. Stay tuned for further updates on me finally making a decent salary (maybe).
posted by Brent at 1:08 PM
13 Comments:
And no mention of wasting hours of your precious work day chatting on AIM...welcome back!
Golfing with mullet-lesbians or hot lesbians?
You and your sad excuses... Actually, they're all pretty good reasons for not wasting your life blogging--wtg! Good luck on the promo mortal combat. Remember, the Down's Syndrome giant doesn't like the dog whistle!
I love it when Steph says 'down syndrome giant.' And Brent, so much a'splodin in your area, Wichita is happenin', man. Happ-nin.
Heyyyy, I'M a once-a-week blogger. Or less. I'm terrible, I know.
I'll be crossing my fingers for your promotion, and new, porn-free hard drive.
Yay! A promotion and a new computer. May all your lesbians be hot lesbians.
Actually, to be clear, I called MPH a pussy for his Mon-Wed-Fri posting schedule. At least you have real-sounding fake-ass excuses. All we ever got from him was "Posting a lot is haaaaaard..."
I'm SO GLAD, I'm not the only one that's a blogging slacker.
BTW...none of your excuses are credible.
Okay, I miss your posts now. You can stop working so damn hard and get back to the real business at hand, which is making some of us total strangers feel kind of witty!
Oh, and the company takeover is supposed to take place THURSDAY. New banners and logo-ed things are already arriving at the office.
Now I feel forsook! Where the hell are ya, Brenty-boy?
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I'm here to inform everyone that I took a long drive to Wichita and killed Brent in his sleep.. then I went on a three week long binge drinking session to celebrate...
Anyway.. Brent is dead. Just wanted to give everyone the heads up.
James, thanks for the heads up. I was wondering.
POST! FOR GAH'S SAKE PUT SOMETHING ON THE BLOG! I CHECK IT EVERYDAY! I NEED SOMETHING TO READ! SAVE ME! WRITE! QUICK!
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