Dating in Wichita Sucks
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I've always known this to be true, and now there is empirical proof. Number 2 worst city to date in, woo hoo~!
I've always known this to be true, and now there is empirical proof. Number 2 worst city to date in, woo hoo~!
posted by Brent at 12:52 PM
9 Comments:
I think you need to view this as an opportunity. In a bad dating town, you need only do a little bit extra to be thought of as a Real Good Catch. One gift of flowers delivered the next day to a woman's office, with a card conspicuously noting the you are the sender, and word will spread like wildfire throughout the fem community. Like you, they are starved for good date material, and soon you will be able to shed the mantle of Best Wingman, and assume your true identity as...
Top Gun!
Oh damn. But I'm kinda with Larry--there are still opportunities to be had! Don't lose hope! Or, you could always move out of Wichita one of these days--what's the likelihood of that?
Brent.. these two are far too optimistic.
You're fucked, but I feel your pain. It's not like Youngstown is exactly a great place to meet women either...
I hate our lives.
But that just means you can bond with women over how terrible the dating scene is! It's priceless!
To hell with MSN and Axe Body Spray. What do they know? Brent, you need to open up a Starbucks, dude.
I know this is a late comment and all, but I think someone should point out that from Wichita, it's a mere 546.53 miles to Austin, TX (according to MapQuest) and 503.48 miles to Colorado Springs.
I know it sounds far, but are you serious about this or not? What else are you doing on your weekends, honestly?
Might be moving to Amarillo...wonder how dating is there compaired to Indy? Guess I should prepair for some road-trips into Austin, TX!
Hey "Mr. Potatohead" (hint-hint).
Wichita sucks...period.
I see your Wichita, and I raise you Bellingham.
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