Do your homework in the dark; Eat your cereal with a fork.
Wow, my training opus is more or less over. I'm so burnt out that I'm still thinking in hexadecimal and pondering the significance of ASC/ACSQ codes. If the above statement sounds like you, do the world a favor and tatoo "Shameless Dork" on your forehead so that normal society can better identify and flee from you. Here's the highlight reel of what's happened in the last 2-3 weeks.
- Dressed up as the Burger King from Halloween and freaked out most women at the club.
Pictures forthcoming. - Educated my trainees/replacements of the level of influence of 80's/90's bands such as Echo and the Bunnymen .
- Entertained a visiting German Engineer out for drinks, got him smashed on good Tequila, and nicknamed him Ziggy Friggy (The Bowie of Frankfurt).
- Hooked up a coworker with a friend of a friend. Apparantly I can hook up anyone but myself.
- Went to Denny's at 3AM in the wrong part of town and wet myself.
- Ignored text messages and played video games all weekend, it was deliciously anti-social.
posted by Brent at 12:37 PM
6 Comments:
you ARE alive.
Does this mean you could do potato too? OK...one day at a time.
Hang on, what the fuck is this supposed to be? Letters arranged into words in a configurations less than a month old... is this a new post? No way this is a new post.
Right with you on the shameful video game thing. I'm all about Call of Duty 2 these days. It sounds sad, but those Nazis need shooting.
Did you get ruffed up in the Denny's parking lot...or did you just see some thugs and wet yourself in hopes they'd be too grossed out to kick your ass?
"I mean if these people had any professional direction would they have ended up as guidance counselors??"
My two year old eats her cereal with a fork, but she's never seen the movie. It's PG-13, you know.
The Halloween costume brought to mind Elvis as a dohnut...hmm...very attractive...
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