A New Hero for A New Era

Angle Grinder Man (check above link) has touched the hearts of many London parking-violators and given me hope in my secret fantasy of becoming a Super Hero. Now granted with my limited assortment of superpowers, I'm probably not going to make as much of an impact with my vigilante justice. I'll probably be more like one of the thousands of minor heroes from "the Tick" comic books. "The Cubicle Crusader" is the best name I can think of at the moment. Here's a summary of my questionable superpowers:

• ability to scream like a cheerleader from a 70's slasher flick whenever danger rears its ugly head
• ability to drink twice my body weight in coffee
• unparalleled *workload dodging* instincts
• can summon Jesus temporarily to hold Charles's car together during short car trips.
• increased ability to resist seduction through 80's pop-diva concentration techniques
• can go in customer-murdering berserker mode at the drop of the hat
• Wielder of the "Clue bat" and "Panda-dog"

Maybe I can form a super hero group... some kind of Midwest expansion of the Avengers....

Anyways, please feel free to post your super hero ambitions, or just comment on my uncloseted comic book nerd-dom.

Now listening to: The Cure -- Join The Dots