A Touch of Clarity...

My brother recently inquired how he may avoid getting craploads of work as an underling. My answer: create your own imaginary underling. It's easy and fun! Just follow these easy steps:

1. Procure a desk plate with *imaginary associate*'s name on it. Deskplates from someone who was fired from another department work wonderfully here, especially since it can take IT weeks to remove e-mail accounts from the system.
2. Whenever you get an assignment, e-mail your boss saying that you've got another previous assignment in the works, and that *imaginary associate* will be working on this.
3. If questioned on who is doing any particular piece of work, pin it on *imaginary associate*
4. Continue loop of work piling until *imaginary associate* is terminated for non-attendance.
5. Secure your place as #1 lazy co-worker.

This will only work if the following criteria are in play:

• Your boss has his head up his ass
• Your department has plenty of disposable workers
• IT doesn't actually do it's job

Also in response to the question of "Is Constantine any good", I would have to reply that it's in the same camp as DareDevil, Elektra, and Fantastic Four. I so hoped it would be as quality as the good comic movies that MPH mentioned, but it so isn't.